Evening Snacks 7,380 Calories Funny Birthday Card
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A brilliantly relatable birthday card featuring a dapper monkey in a bow tie raising a glass of red wine, surrounded by crisps, biscuits, and snacks — next to a calorie count that starts with the best of intentions and ends in spectacular fashion. From the Dandelion range and hand finished with a subtle flitter. The sentiment reads: Breakfast: 280 calories. Lunch: 360 calories. Dinner: 440 calories… Evening snacks: 7,380 calories.
Printed on luxury 300gsm FSC board with a 130gsm luxury recycled brown kraft envelope, blank inside for your own message.
114mm x 162mmFor anyone who knows exactly how this happens.
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