Hughie Highland Cow On Loo Figurine
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Caught Short in the Highlands
Even the most majestic of Highland Cows needs a moment of privacy. Meet Hughie — the most hilariously relatable figurine in the herd, sitting on the loo with a book in hand and not a care in the world.
A brilliantly funny gift for anyone with a sense of humour — and let’s be honest, that’s everyone.
- Sitting on the loo reading a book, with shaggy fur detail and curved horns
- Arrives in a gift box
- Dimensions: W8cm × D13.5cm × H11cm
- Full of character and charm
- A perfect gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, or any occasion
Because nature calls — even in the Highlands.
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