You're Retiring Funny Retirement Card | 7-Day Weekends & Afternoon Naps
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Whoop Whoop — Seven-Day Weekends Start Now!
No more alarm clocks. No more Monday mornings. Just glorious, well-earned freedom — and as many afternoon naps as the heart desires. This brilliantly fun Retirement Card celebrates the best kind of news with a big cheer and a knowing wink.
Hand finished with a subtle flitter for a touch of sparkle, and printed on premium 300gsm FSC-certified board. Blank inside so you can add your own fond farewell or funny message.
- Humorous retirement card celebrating 7-day weekends and afternoon naps
- Hand finished with subtle flitter
- Printed on luxury 300gsm FSC-certified board
- Blank inside for your own personal message
- Supplied with a 130gsm luxury recycled brown kraft envelope
- Size: 114mm x 162mm
The perfect send-off for a colleague, friend, or family member stepping into the best chapter of their life.
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